Welcome, bitches!

I feel the need to say that I don't actually think that you all are "bitches".

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My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.

Jonathan Carroll (via hellanne)
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earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
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xekstrin:

I bet you think you’re really smart, huh? I bet you think you’re clever, punk! WELL GUESS WHAT! -strokes your face- you are

you are and I love you
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terns:

mark your territory by crying on things
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horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty
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kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
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